The Moose

I was listening to the radio in bed this morning and caught a little snippet on the news about Manchester airport. I wasn't really listening until they played a quote from some guy at the airport talking about how passenger numbers had passed 30 million for some period or other

It shows that COVID is finally over, and well and truly behind us. It's great that more and more people are enjoying the advantages of air travel

Or words very much to that effect

I liked it because that short sentance will have two groups of people wailing and rending their garments.

The terminally afraid who are determined to keep COVID going on for as long as possible, still wearing masks in public and bleating on social media that COVID is not over, while relishing the prospect of 2020 restrictions being brought back in

The useful idiots who believe human activity is changing the climate and the only way we should travel is by horse and cart, while eating insects

It's going to anger all the right people, and it gave me a little smile to start my Friday

Also this:

Enjoy your weekend

This must be a first

The first 'conspiracy theory' I believe

Nigel Farage shouted down by MPs in House of Commons for repeating right-wing conspiracy theory

This is in something called the Indy 100. I must have commented on this rag some time in the past, as I remember thinking it sounded like some kind of car race. Car crash would be a more apt descriptive

Nigel Farage was shouted down by angry MPs in the House of Commons during Prime Minister's Questions (PMQs) on September 11 for repeating a right-wing conspiracy theory.

Hmm. Right wing conspiracy theory? Bill Gates is putting tracking chips in Covid vaccines? Passenger jets are spraying chemicals that turn us gay? Thatcher is still alive and working in a chip shop in Garstang?

The leader of Reform UK claimed there is "two-tier" policing in the country, which is a conspiracy theory that those who are right-wing are treated more harshly than those who are left-wing.

Two tier policing is a conspiracy therory? Well if the news tells us it is, it must be, huh?

Thugs attacking police at Manchester Airport two months ago, and so far charged with nothing, while people who commented on Facebook about the recent riots are fast tracked into prison. That's not two tier justice

White people who rioted arrested and sent down within a week, while brown people who rioted in Leeds not even nicked. That's not two tier policing

Fully equipped riot police turning up to white people kicking off, yet running away from the darker skinned demographic in Leeds. This is not two tier policing

Communities with 'community leaders', such as areas in Brimingham wich recently saw armed people walking the streets and atacking non-whites, including the Sky News crew and the unfortunate guy outside a pub, allowed to police themselves, while white areas get the full crackdown. This is not two tier policing

Weekly pro-Palestine marches through London, attended by screaming racists, allowed to go ahead, while counter protestors standing and holding signs are thrown to the ground and cuffed. This is not two tier policing

Weekly pro-Palestine protestors allowed to disrupt London every week for almost a year, in support of a terrorist group that kills and kidnaps kids, while dispersal orders are put in place for the day of the Euro football final. This is not two tier policing

And going back a bit, BLM marching and setting fire to stuff while the police take a knee, then turning up to anti Covid lockdown marches and cracking heads with batons. This is not two tier policing

As quoted in a much better attempt at journalism, "Let’s be frank, two-tier policing is not only real – it is also impossible for any honest person to ignore."

Unfortunately, if you are looking for an honest person, our Government, opposition and legacy media are rocks not worth overturning

England ain't so bad after all

I just had a very strange conversation with a friend. We were talking about visiting the UK on holiday and I asked why anyone in their right mind would want to come here. I may have mentioned the words, shit hole

His faced blue screened for a while, as his brain engaged my thoughts, then he said:

"Nah, it's not that bad. You can play the two penny arcade machines"

He then pulled a small car out of he pockect and said, "That's how I won this".

At which point, he proceeded to put the car on the floor, draw it back and let it shoot off

"I built a ramp for it yesterday and it cleared three foot"

That was when my brain blue screened, before I changed the subject

Mpoxy

There are a large number of stories about Mpox in my MSM feed today, most of them obviously trying to drum up a scare story

"Surges"

The scariest thing is not the media doing what the media does, it's all the people in the comments demanding borders be closed, flights grounded etc. Seriously, about 50% of the comments are looking for a return to 2020

I honestly don't think the government would have the gall to do it all over again, for what is essentially and STD for gayers. but you can never be sure in these uncertain times. Two Tier Kier may well be looking for something to take the heat off him at the moment. Something that also gives him a reason to order everyone to stay indoors

And going off his form to date, he may just be looking for another way to totally screw the country. He seems to hate us all, anyway

Of course he will only reluctantly do it, because it's what the people want: