This is not just a police force - It's an M&S police force.

POLICE have been sent to work in Marks and Spencer to learn about good customer service.

*Giggle*

As part of Lancashire Police’s internal campaign to improve the way they deal with the public, force chiefs sent police into private businesses known for good customer care.

*Giggle* *Giggle*

It emerged at a meeting of the Lancashire Police Authority that officers had been seconded to companies including the high street store and car firm Mercedes.

*Giggle* *Giggle* *Giggle*

It's a good job they didn't send any to McDonalds.
Would you like fries with your CS gas?
A regular battonning or would you like to 'go large'?

Chief Constable Steve Finnigan said: “The one thing I want Lancashire Constabulary to be renowned for is quality. That’s our policing style.”

*Snort!*

The unusual move was the brainchild of temporary Assistant Chief Constable Andy Rhodes, who led a six-week Beyond Expectations campaign.

Aaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I'm sorry *gulp* I can't type for laughing.

Rest of the story here.

Eeee.