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Really, really far right indeed

I don't tend to take much stock of what happens on Facebook; it's good for doomscrolling funny cat pictures and cartoons when you're watching something on the telly that's a bit of a slow burner, or waiting for the Mrs to finish the tea
 
Me being me though, I do tend to get a lot of political stuff popping up, and for the past two nights there's been a lot about Reform and their many defections
 
The comments on Facebook surprise me, because you don't tend to pick what pops up, you get people from all walks of life. Reading all the guff about Reform shows you just how many people are out there who still fully support the Labour party and the general mess they're making
 
And they all use the same terms when talking about Reform - Far Right
 
I've never seen anything about Reform that suggests they are Far Right, in the correct sense of the words, but Far Right no longer means Far Right, when uttered by left wing, hard of thinking morons, it just means slighty left of wherever they are on the spectrum, usually somewhere around Stalin and Marx
 
Far Right really only refers to normal folk who have jobs, families, cats, and are opposed to extortionate taxes, unchecked illegal immigration, crime and two tier policing, to name a few 
 
The words have so lost their meaning that the left really need to come up with some other description for us
 
I have heard Ultra Far Right used on occasion, but it didn't really seem to take off. I could suggest maybe Extremely Far Right. Or Really Very Far Right. Or maybe Really Really Extremely Far Right Indeed
 
I mean, they do have form. They did it with Global Warming when that got tired. We've had Climate Change, Climate Emergencey, Climate Catastrophe, Global Heating, Global Boiling and It's A Dry Heat That Warms The Globe
 
If they want to keep insulting the decent folk by comparing us to the Nazis, I think they really need to step up their game
 
Actually Really Really Very Positively Unquestionably Far Right  Indeed?

I posted my poop

I got a thing through the post this weekend from the NHS. They want me to send in a poop sample so they can test me for bowel cancer
I assume now I've turned fifty, I'll likely get frequent requests for bodily samples from the NHS, for various reasons
 
Oh well, I'm not one to turn down a health check. I may be fit and healthy, but I am creeping up in years, so what the hell
So this morning I pooped on a stick and bunged it in the post
 
All the while, I couldn't help thinking about 'Dr' Gillian McKeith. Remember her? The woman who used to analyise peoples poop on the telly, and use it to see how healthy they were, or were not? 
 
I remember a story, true or not, about her home address being released on the internet and loads of people sending her poo through the post, just for shits and giggles (Pun intended)
 
So that's my morning. How've you been? 

A Merry Christmas to One and All

Apart from the following (Updated for 2025), and the list gets longer every year. I hope your Christmases suck:
The Green party and their Tit Whisperer
The BBC
The TV licence
The 'News'
MOTs 
Two Tier Kier Starmer
The rest of the Labour Government
The nine million people who voted for them
Chris Whitty
BLM
The Socialist Worker
The Media
People who say, "The Government should do something"
TV Adverts with mixed race couples
ASH
Snowflakes
Disney
Alcohol Concern
The British Heart Foundation
CRUK
RSPCA
Smokefree various regions
Student unions
Balance North East
The Government (Including devolved Governments)
Local councils
HMRC
Woke celebrities
The NHS
Brake
Anti-racists
RNLI
E4
The BBC
Insulate Britain
The Guardian
Gary Neville
Black Lives Matter
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Men in women's sports
Those people who keep ringing me about that accident I never had
Facebook
Statue topplers
Adults who go outside in pyjamas
Gary Lineker
Anyone who's outraged
Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe
Tony Blair
All lefties and Progressives
Traffic cops
Boris Johnson
Anyone with equality or diversity (or both) in their job titles
Just stop oil
The terminally woke
Ngozi Fulani
Anyone who thinks dog poop is the most pressing issue of the year
Canada
Claudia Winkleman
Chavs
Social media influencers
Maghan and Harry
Channel migrants and their enablers
Celebrities in the jungle
The triggered
Celebrities not in the jungle
Anyone who thought COVID restrictions were a good idea
Mums against guns
World Health Organisation
Tesco basics bread
Wannabe gangstas
Lazy arse dole dossers and thier snot nosed kids
Greta Thunberg
People with pictures of their kids as their avatar
Sadiq Khan
The X Factor
Anyone who just won't let Brexit go
Matt Hancock
People who believe in Chemtrails and think Bill Gates can track you through the COVID vaccine
Bill Gates
Mask wearers
Conservatives who are socialists
Adults who wear onesies and drink from Tommee Tippee cups
Extinction Rebellion
Directors of Lived Experience
and many other prodnose, interfering, hateful or just plain annoying people.

Our Glorious NHS

 I'll just leave this here


 

ABS Crunches

So my MOT is due. There's one test on the MOT that encapsulates (is that a word?) how governments work. Particularly this current government

Someone invented a safety system called 'Antilock braking'
It was good, so car manufacturers started adding it to thier cars
The government saw it was good and decided to get involved. They said, if you have ABS brakes on your car, the system has to work correctly, so it's now part of the MOT
The MOT testers said, we can't check that without taking the car out onto a track?
Someone else invented the ABS sensor, which checks if the system is working, and provides a computer generated fault if it is not
 
Good job, trebles all round
 
Now cars are regularly failing their MOT because of an ABS fault. 999 times out of 1000, the fault is not with the system, but with the sensor, so the sensor has to be replaced
People who make the sensor, sell a lot of sensors, while everyone's ABS systems continue to work correctly
 
Intervention by the government caused a problem where none exists
 
Meanwhile, the lefties see the number of cars failling on an ABS fault, and tell us that the free market is not working, because private industry keeps making faulty ABS braking systems that are putting lives at risk 

Something should be done, etc...