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RIP Blackburn 1992 - 2007

We briefly discussed on the Smoky Drink bar this weekend (Everyone welcome BTW) about how people, regardless of their age, tend to believe that the time they grew up, teens to early twenties, were the best times to grow up
The sixties were mentioned, which prompted me to say how happy I am that I never had to go through the sixties as a young adult, and how lucky I am to have experienced the 90's instead. Hence the discussion about always favouring your own time over the nostalgia of others
 
I was lucky in more ways than one, too. Not only did I experience the 90's, I did it in Blackburn, and not only did I do it in Blackburn, I did it when Blackburn was at its very best, which seems to have been a short flash in the pan, so very good timing
 
If you did not see Blackburn in the 90's, but saw it any time from 2008 until the present day (particularly the last decade), you'd wonder what on Earth I was talking about. Not only is it a shit hole, it's the kind of shit hole that makes you think there could never have been anything good there, ever
 
I picked the years 1992 -2007 for my post title, as 1992 was the year I was finally old enough to get out and experience some serious nightlife, and 2007 was the year the town finally died
 
Blackburn was a nightlife boom town in the nineties. There were a lot of decent pubs, and there was actually a circuit you would follow, round the town, from one pub to another, finally coming to a head in one of two major nightclubs
I say major nightclubs, because it wasn't just us locals who frequented them for a couple of late drinks, people used to visit Blackburns club scene from all over the north west. Which is another reason I was lucky, being only a £5 taxi ride away from one of the biggest clubs in the area
 
The death knell for Blackburn came when the then Labour government brought in relaxed drinking hours for pubs in 2005. A policy that was supposed to help the licenced trade actually threw the system into chaos and turned Blackburn into a victim of it's own huge success
 
The town circled the drain for a couple of years, before finally kicking the bucket in April 2007, when Peppermint Place (and other names) nightclub, the magnet that drew everyone to the town, closed it's doors for the last time 
 
A few months later, the smoking ban came along and pissed on it's corpse
 
As strange as it may seem, a self imposed system of 'structured fun', is what gave the town it's success. You would get off the bus at the bus station, and go into The Brewers for a pint, as it was right there. Then on to The White Bull on the corner, and over the road to Yates Wine Lodge. Next it was Toffs, then over the multi storey car park and into Blakeys. There was another one right over the road, called FJ Nichols,  then one down some stairs and underneath it, whose name escapes me. O'Neills up the road, the Borough round the back, then on to Peppermint Place or Manhattan Heights nightclubs
 
Depending on how rigidly you stuck to the circuit, it was about eight or nine bars before the club. These bars made about 90% of their total takings during the three hours between eight o'clock and 11 o'clock, Friday and Saturday night (Most of them were open during the week, but at those weekend times, they were incredibly busy)
 
Towards the latter half of the 90's, other investors could see that pubs in Blackburn were shitting money and they wanted a piece of that action. For a time, every vacant property was being turned into a pub, and a lot of these simply didn't bother trading in the week, they just wanted the weekend action
 
The circuit became a wandering mess and the punters, happy to have a bit more variety than what they were used to, were split up among the old and the new. With a lot more venues, but no additional punters, the money being spent also got divided further
 
This went on for some time and started changing the face of the towns nightlife, some pubs started shutting or changing hands, while still others were being opened
And then the relaxed drinking laws came in, and all the pubs started opening until two o'clock in the morning. The available weekend drinking time doubled over night, but the punters and their spending power did not, and facing the option of paying a tenner to attend a club and drink a couple of over priced beers, or stick around the pubs and save a few quid, most chose the pubs
 
This killed the clubs frighteningly fast, but also, it wasn't enough for the pubs. There were still too many of them, they had doubled their staffing costs and they didn't have the option to charge entrance fees or put up their prices. Pub doors began to shut, the survivors were dotted all over the place, the town began to loose it's appeal, and the smoking ban mopped up what was left
 
I'm going to say there is not currently a single night time pub open in Blackburn. This is just a guess, I know it was true the last time I checked, a few years ago, and I see no reason why it might have changed 
 
But I was there while it mattered
 
Peppermint Place was an unusual night club. A plain building that was part of a multi storey car park, and covered on all sides by white ceramic tiles. You wouldn't notice it was there from the outside
Inside were two huge rooms, with a total capacity of 2000 people
 
   
It went through a few names during it's time: The Cavendish Club when it opened back in 1968, followed by Romeo and Juliets in 1970, then Peppermint Place in 1983, and Utopia in 1995
 

 
It was Peps and Utopia when I used to go there
One side, named 'Kaleidoscope', was home to DJ Gary Gee, who played the underground electronic dance music, while the other side, 'Reflections', played more mainstream and charty stuff
 
Peppermint Place was hugely popular, and it's success was not just good for it's owners and employees, it was also good for the town. Nobody travelled by taxi or coach to go straight to the club, they went round the town first
 
There was a time when Peps for some reason, decided to do a 70's disco music night on Wednesdays. Suddenly everyone was out in the town on a weeknight and all the pubs that would normally shut early, opened their doors and made an extra killing
 
It was a strange time, because it contradicts what I've been saying about the number of punters and their spending power not increasing. I went to a couple of these nights, but working 9-5 meant I had to book Thursday morning off, so I could have a few beers. It was clear that everyone in that packed out club had not booked time off work to do so, and had not had pay rises to cover the cost of their pints of Carling, but there they were 
 
There was another large nightclub in the town, which did it's best to rival Peps, but never quite succeeded. It started out as Manhattan Heights, was briefly still called that when I started going, then changed to Northern Lights. Those were it's two most popular incarnations, although it was Millennium for a while, then did a short stint as Club Euro, before shutting it doors and being repeatedly burned down by local yoofs
 
And we had a few lower capacity clubs to compliment things: Cest La Vie for the rockers, Mr G's and Never Never Land for the dance round your handbag trendies, Jazzy Keks for the alternatives and 'Slutty' Sutties if you fancied a more flying bottle atmosphere

So that's why I consider growing up in the 90's to awesome, because I had a huge pub and club scene right on my front doorstep, right at the time when I could enjoy it. The music of the time was also awesome. Electronic dance music was just coming into it's own, and thrived before it was co-opted by the producers who just wanted to cash in on chart cheese. We call it Old School music now. Back then we just called it music
 
And we also had an olympic sized ice arena
 

 
 
 
 
Not that any of you asked... 

Welcome to the Chaos

My legions of readers may have noticed that I've not posted anything here for a while. It's not that I've fallen out with you, or given up blogging, it's just minor changes in recent circumstances mean I'm not often sat in front of a keyboard with stuff to say
 
I'm still hangling around in the sidelines though, so the odd posts will continue to pop up
 
During two of the weeks I've recently been off blog, we were in Corfu again. It was your typical decent break away in the sun, and we didn't want to leave, but when we had to scoot for Corfu airport, we did what we always do; arrived very early
 
After security, Mrs Bucko went to check out the duty free, while I went to see how big the queue for passport control was. And it was a big one, twice round thwe waiting area. So I went to grab Mrs B and said we would have to queue up and do the duty free that they have after passport control, if we still had time
 
After queuing for just a short while, I heard a woman behind me blurt out, "This is RIDICULOUS!. You see, this is what you get for leaving the EU!"
 
We've been going to Corfu since way before Brexit and the queue for passport control is a feature of Corfu airport that has never changed*, regardless of Brexit. I found I could not let this one pass
 
I turned to the woman, put on a big beaming customer service smile, and said, "First time in Corfu airport then?"
 
The look on her face when she realised that the queue had nothing to do with Brexit and had always been that way, was a sight to behold
 
Brexit woman and her partner continued to mumble curses to each other about the queue, but we just ignored them from that point on. Mrs B did have a little giggle though when the woman said, 'You don't get this in Jamaica'. We were not aware Jamiaca was in the EU 
 
 
*It actually did change on this visit. There's usually two booths, each for two coppers, but they generally only have two or three coppers checking passports at any one time. This time they had increased the booths to seven, and all were full, so even though the queue was big, it went down quite fast, and we still had time to get some duty free fags and an over priced sandwich

A Red Card for Racism?

You may have noticed that I never mention football on this blog. I find it so sleep-inducingly boring, I'm just not interested, on any level
I am interested in politics though, and it's always been one of my bug bears (bares?), when people try to bring politics into sport. Any sport
 
You know where I'm going with this, don't you...
 
Since I was a child, there's always been a campaign doing the rounds, to 'Kick racism out of football'. It's usually only about certain people who think it's a good idea to make monkey noises at black players, or throw bananas on the pitch
 
That of course, is 'bad racism'. The idea that there can be good racism is a festering boil that's been on the arse of England for some time now. This morning, I woke up to a radio news broadcast that proved the campaign to get racism out of football, has spectacularly failed in the name of 'good racism'
 
The Muslims hate Jews kind of racism
 
Apparently Tel Aviv fans have been banned from attending a football match in Brimingham. Of course it's all been done under the guise of public safety, but the comments on social media this morning from the pople behind the ban prove it's nothing of the sort
 
'For your own safety' is bad enough in practice. It's been used to arrest counter protesters who've turned up to the many pro palestine terrorist marches that have plagued London for the last two years, but this has nothing to do with safety, it's just hatred of one group of people for political and religious reasons
 
The UK Home Office always has a list of countries that we're not advised to visit. They don't use the term Shithole, but it's always those countries
The idea that Britain would become a country that isn't safe to visit... Well, I don't have the words. The idea that the reason would be islamic fundamentalism, is even worse than the words I don't have
 
All the party leaders have rightly condemned this, but the only one who can actually do anything about it is Starmer
Will he? If he does, he'll have a big muslim problem to contend with. If he doesn't, he'll be admitting that he's handing the country over to them. Personally I doubt he has the courage to do anything more than release a harshly worded Tweet 
 
Our country has been circling the drain for some time now. This morning, I think it gave it's last gurgle 

Don't think I'll be doing that

I got an email from Microsoft asking me to verify my age in my X box account, in order to keep using all features

I'd forgotten I had an X box account
I only use an X box 360, which is quite old and there are really no online features left to use on it, that I'm aware of
 
I also have Playstations from 1 to 4, and don't bother with internet on those either. I wonder if I have a Playstation account?


So the Hated Online Safety Act covers gaming too? As I understand it (and my knowledge here could be sketchy), games have ratings on them like videos and DVDs, and the law already covers their physical purchase by underage players
You can access the regular internet through a games console, but if you try to access adult content, you're still covered by the websites own Hated Online Safety Act age restrictions 
 
So I don't see how verifying your age to Microsoft or Sony would do anything more
 
Anyway, I'm not about to tell Microsoft or anyone else, that I'm 49 years old and still spend hours playing Lemmings
 
Don't need the account anyway 

Giant Flying Rats

I was driving to work this morning when a seagull took off from the road and flew over my car carrying a dead rat in its gob
Ignore the time stamp
Due to the quality of my sixteen quid dashcam, this was the best picture I could get of it. I'm just hoping he didn't get tired and drop the thing on some unsuspecting bugger down below. He did seem to be struggling to gain height, carrying that load
 
Anyway... 

It's news to me

Bang on 5am is a little too early to be hit with a bulletin from a chirpy newsreader, but my clock radio hates me. I normally snooze the first half hour or two, but I was sleeping a little too far from the snooze button this morning, so had no alternative but to listen
 
There was some whiney woman complaining that x percentage of children have viewed porn on the internet, by the age of six. Shocker!
 
But even worse, apparently 70 percent of kids aged 17 have seen porn on the web. So what are the other 30 percent playing at? 
 
Kids aged 17 have seen porn since porn was invented. It's what kids aged 17 do. Not so long ago, in the grand scheme of things, kids aged 17 or younger, were routinely getting married and making their own babies (Yes I know, it's different when mummies and daddies love each other, etc), and it's still legal to do so, although these days they don't seem to bother with the married bit, and move straight on to the babies 
 
So my first reaction on hearing this revelation was to panic and wonder how we're ever going to survive as a race. But still being sleepy, it took me a few seconds to remember that we now have the Hated Online Safety Act, which prevents all children (and adults) who don't know what a VPN is (30 percent of them, maybe) from accessing porn online due to the age verification laws
 
And relax! The Hated Online Safety Act will save us all, correct? So I fully expected the whiney woman to tell us that these figures will now start to rapidly decline and we've nothing to worry about.
 
Imagine my surprise when she said,
"Online porn needs to be regulated in the same way as physical porn. We have the opportunity to do this with the policing and crime bill that is going through Parliament now" 
Eh?
 
Firstly, why hasn't the Hated Online Safety Act solved this problem, like it was specifically designed to do?
And secondly, what fresh hell is the policing and crime bill that is going through Parliament now? Why is this the first I'm hearing of it, and what new pointless and restrictive laws are going to be thrown at us this time?
 
It never ends
 
Other than kids seeing boobs, there was also a bit on the news about Trump and Putins conflab regarding the war in Ukraine. A English politician (some berk who's name I didn't catch) was saying there's no point trying to get guarantees from Putin, as he won't stick to them
 
Now I'm no Chief negotiator, but my first thought would have been that if that's your opinion, you keep it to yourself until you are sat round the negotiating table. You don't go on Sky news and call the principal party in the talks, a right bulshitter
 
I've really no idea why Two Tier and his useless hangers on are involved in this. They're irrelevant. They're like the kid who wants to be popular, trying to hang out with the bigger boys in the schoolyard 
 
I'd say that the upside is, the longer Starmer is out of the country trying to play statesman, the less harm he can do here, but 'the policing and crime bill that is going through Parliament now'...