First they came for the smokers.
Well that's almost a done deal isn't it. We've been banned from smoking in our pubs, the good residents of Stony Stratford were almost banned from smoking in their streets, smokers have been de-normalised wholesale and we are only a few small steps from plain packaging and tobacco being sold from under the counter.
Man Widdicome spotted this attempt to make cigarette packaging difficult to use and carry:
The war against smokers is all but won in the eyes of the righteous, so much so that they are already well into phase two.
Then they came for the drinkers.
The myth of alcohol being sold at 'pocket money prices' and 'cheaper than water', minimum pricing and a concerted attempt to have graphic health warnings on booze.
As with cigarettes, the anti alcohol lobby is doing it's best to get alcohol advertising banned. It's already being moved beyond the watershed on TV, but that's not good enough, it never is. A total ban is what they desire.
Now they are trying to vilify the drinks industry by accusing them of targeting advertising at young people on social networking sites.
Children and young people are being targeted by alcohol companies via social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter, according to a new report.
The study for the charity Alcohol Concern found social media and own-brand websites were an area of huge interest to the alcohol industry.
NEWSFLASH! Young people drink. It is illegal to sell booze to under eighteens and it is illegal for them to buy it, however young people from eighteen to twenty-four enjoy a drink. They also use Facebook and Twitter a lot.
I worked in the licenced trade for many years and the 18-24 age range was a big target. More young people than any other age range go out drinking at weekends and they have more disposable cash than older folk with kids and mortgages.
There are many pubs that are designed specifically for people in this age range. It's what they want and it's perfectly legal.
But god forbid we allow the alcohol industry to advertise to it's key demographic in places where those adverts are likely to be seen.
The de-normalisation of alcohol and it's users is also well underway. So much so that we can now move on to phase three.
Then they came for the fat whaps.
Yup. Anyone over the health lobby approved size will be bullied into loosing weight.
What's the best way to shed a few pounds and keep them off?
A glass of wine a day can actually stop people from getting fat and may even help people to lose weight, say scientists.
Oops!
Quick! De-normalise salt!
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Bless you, it's already on the way, have you not heard of fake charity CASH Consensus Action on Salt and Health
These are the people who wan to remove salt from everything they crop up with a new report about once a month.
One of their floated ideas (but probably went to soon) was making it 'illegal' to put salt cellars on restaurant tables subject to fines.
Good - just had three and some fetta cheese. Yummy.
TELL THE FUCKING CUNTS that i cannot afford heating oil and i boil two kettles of water at 5 in the morning 1)to wash my hair and the cement off and 2)bar of soap and shave ,to turn up decent for work (sweaty armpits are remedied by baby powder)(tender as a newborn arse)I`LL PAY MY FUCKING TAX BUT SOME FUCKING TOOL WANTS TO FUCKING DIP MY WALLET AND TAKE AWAY MY ENJOYMENT
good old example of fucking cunts look up christoph alhaus(PROPER GREEDY CUNT) hamburg senator(corrupt stamped on his forehead)and the cock has banned my feirabend bier on the train after work GRR(sake of the kids)
so when the old fellas on the somme or sword beach had a grog of rum and a tabend IT WAS BAD FOR THIER FUCKING HEALTH
moose m8 put some tunes on
BRICKBAT
BRICKBAT
I'm going to consume my weekly allowance of liquor in about 4 hours tonight. And again tomorrow, God willing.
Bottoms up, old thing!
I'm afraid I've strayed into tomorrow's (next week's, if we believe the Gov, which we don't) ration already.
Oh well. Fortune favours the brave, eh?
PS Put some proper music up, eh? I know I'm an old fart, and all this 'big fish, little fish, cardboard box' shit is doing my head in, but really, plonking away on a synth ain't doing it for me.
Steve Hurley? Stranglers? Dead Kennedys? CCR (Oooh yeah, CCR), Dylan, Elvis, T-Rex, Rush, Rainbow?
Hello? Anybody out there?
OK. Just a little bit of Barry White, if you're feeling 'smoochie'!
Yeah I could go for a bit of CCR. I might have to start doing Saturday night Moose music to fit all that in though, I can't get rid of the evening session :-)
Barry White? You owd smoothie!
When all else fails, try meths.
No really, it's a joke. Don't try Meth. It's a bitch.
Last one from me tonight.
Skint? No problem.
Just slam in an expenses claim for a 300 quid bottle of Dom Pom.
Shit, I forgot-you're not an MP.
Oh well, Toilet Duck it is then.
I stuck your tunes on
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