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I don't want to see your p*n*s

This is a story in Not Always Right:
Nobody really said anything, and I didn’t really think anything of it since I figured she’d be long gone by the time I got back from the showers. Well, I came back from the shower wrapped in a towel, and she was still there helping her son. They happened to be right next to my locker, so I decided, whatever, I’m not gonna make a big deal out of it, plus I gotta get going.

So, as normal, I took off my towel and started drying off when I heard a loud gasp.

Woman: “Oh, my God, seriously?! Can’t you see I’m right here?”
Now I know I promised to stop picking fights on this site, but sometimes the material just writes itself
Woman: “UGH! I don’t want to see your p*n*s!”
This story being published in a time where men seem to think it's acceptable to wave their penises around in womens changing rooms, as long as they claim to be a woman themselves, I just couldn't resist it
 

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So I put it back. 
Strangely enough, it got two upvotes before being deleted

4 Comments:

The Jannie said...

It's a good thing there wasn't a general erection . . .

Bucko said...

Heh!

Anonymous said...

I've long thought that a fairly relaxed attitude towards nudity is actually quite healthy. Obviously there are places and situations where it is entirely inappropriate but a locker room isn't one of them. At our local gym most people don't care and dads bring in little ones of both sexes and nobody cares. There are family sized cubicles if you need them but this woman would still have had to run the gauntlet of dangly bits and bare arses to get to the exit.

Nice plug for NotAlwaysRight.com I go there every day for my regular fix of idiot stories.
Stonyground.

Bucko said...

Yeah, good points, but I don't yet think the human race as a whole, has evolved enough yet for a healthy attitude on nudity (and many other things), which is why NAR exists and gives us so many good laughs