Entitled, Drama Queen, prat of the Week

If you're going to blog about entitled drama queen prats in newspapers, you've got to wait for the really good ones to come up. There are so many run of the mill entitled drama queen prats in newspapers, that blogging about all of them would be a full time job

I think the reason there are so many entitled drama queen prats in newspapers is because after Tony Blair became Prime Minister in 1997, most of the country stopped teaching children how to be adults and asked the Government to do it for them. Of course the Government did a terrible job

So now, when you read any newspaper, there's always at least a couple of entitled drama queen prats. But this one rises above the mundane

Mother-of-two who has coeliac disease claims British Airways 'ruined' her Caribbean holiday after leaving her so 'starving' on a nine-hour flight with only popcorn, celery and crisps to eat that she almost passed out

Seriously? 

Nobody passes out after nine hours of no food

Less than nobody passes out if they've been eating junk food and celery during those nine hours

(Spoiler Alert) BA Didn't ruin her holiday, it was her own stupidity

She has two children who unfortunately don't stand a chance in life, if she's their role model

A coeliac mother-of-two has slammed British Airways for 'confusing' advice which left her without a gluten-free meal on her long-haul flight to the Dominican Republic.

Ms Fisher, from Isleworth, London, says advice on the BA website left her believing that she had to inform the airline of her intolerance as she boarded - but the actual advice was to inform BA a day before her flight

I can't figure out how she cocked this one up. Reading the advice wrong on the website is one thing, but to get on a flight and imagine they carry a selection of foods for people with various eating disorders is on another level

My money is on her not thinking at all, but having a deeply ingrained belief that the universe will provide. Well she found out how so not true that is

Which wouldn't be so shitty if she simply said, 'My Bad' and carried on, but no, she's in the papers being an entitled drama queen prat and demonstrating how completely ungrateful she can be to the staff who did their best to help her out

Cabin crew scraped together [out of the crews own food] a gluten-free meal of celery, chocolate buttons, crisps, popcorn, nuts, chocolate bars and a tangerine for the mother, but said she was still 'so starving' that she almost fainted and began vomiting.

'I was like 'for nine hours you expect me to eat this?' and she was like 'that's all we have'. It was a pitiful amount of food.

'I was like, she was like'. She even talks like a child. And a very spoilt one at that if she can't show an ounce of gratitude to people who sacrificed their own food to help make up for her own mistake

'I ate the whole lot but it's like what you'd give a kid while watching a film, it's not an adult meal that's going to fill you up.

Like I said, her kids don't stand a chance

She blamed the airline's 'confusing website' for the mix-up, which says that passengers with allergies 'must inform [the] cabin crew of [their] food allergy upon boarding'.

However the site also states that customers can order 'special meals', including a gluten-free option, which should be requested 'at least 24 hours before [their] flight departs'.

Ms Fisher said: 'On the BA website it states that you have to ask when you get on board and when I told the flight attendant she started arguing with me as if I was lying.

She didn't think you were lying you daft cow, she could see exactly what had happened. You had misunderstood the instructions, boarded the plane with unrealistic expectations and were now having a temper tantrum

'I emailed and complained and they just said: 'We're very sorry about this, this isn't our usual practice. We hope you have a better flight next time.' - no compensation, no nothing.

Ahh, the inevitable demand for compo. No self respecting entitled drama queen prat in a newspaper would omit that (Do entitled drama queen prats in newspapers actually have any self respect?)

'You're paying to be on a flight, you don't expect someone to basically tell you that you're lying. It's massively put me off going with them again.

Then don't go with them. Try American Airlines. It will come as a massive shock to you that all the stuff BA offer for free (Including gluten free meals if you order them 24 hours in advance) needs to be paid for 

But she says that despite the flight attendant assuring her that her dietary requirements would be logged for all future BA flights, the crew again failed to provide gluten-free food for her on the return flight ten days later.

Actual LOL!

Needless to say, she takes a well deserved pounding in the comments