Caught whacking off!

I've finally received that comedy spam email that says someone has hacked my account and recorded videos of me whacking off to internet porn

It come through my work email account and I had to delete it, so I can't show you the comedy text, but you probably already know it, as it's been doing the rounds for a while

If I don't pay them a load of money through bitcoin, they're going to send a video of me knocking one out, to all my family and work colleagues

I told my boss to expect the video and he said he's, "Already looking forward to it"

What a time to be alive