Alcohol free beer

Why do we drink beer? For the alcohol. Yes, there are alcohol free beers out there so that drivers and such can get the taste of a beer with the alcohol, but they usually taste like piss. Might as well have a soft drink or a brew

But what about nicotine free cigarettes? Unless you're a vaper whose trying to give up, would anyone want a smoke, just for the tar hit? I doubt it

Agency to pursue lowering nicotine in cigarettes to non-addictive levels and create more predictability in tobacco regulation

Ok, they're not talking about nicotine free cigarettes, just lowering the amount of nicotine in them, so they're no longer addictive.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't tobacco supposed to be as addictive as heroine? Is there a non-addictive level of heroine?

Anyhoo, that's beside the point. Tobacco Control contradict themselves all the time. So what are cigarettes for? They're for delivering a hit of nicotine, right?

So if there's less nicotine in your fags, what are you going to do?

Smoke more fags

And the fags will still have the same levels of tar and carbon dioxide and all the other four thousand chemicals (or is it six thousand now? I can never keep up). So people will be smoking more of the harmful stuff and getting less of the good stuff

If tobacco really is as dangerous as they tell us, are they not just trying to make smoking more dangerous. Kill off the smokers?

Nah. They would never do that...

Here's a few choice snippets from the press release:

protect kids
Tobacco use remains the leading cause of preventable disease and death
the devastating human toll caused mainly by cigarette smoking
substantial financial costs to society
lost productivity costs
the only legal consumer product that, when used as intended, will kill half of all long-term users
will die prematurely later in life from tobacco use
the devastating, addiction crisis that is threatening American families

HOUSE!!

They must have a template