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So I'm sat on the couch watching telly with the wife yesterday evening and she says:

Wife:     Why haven't you been for a wee yet?

Me:         I don't need one yet

Wife:     Oh...

Me:         Why? Do you need something from the bathroom?

Wife:     Yes. my cardigan

 

So when the program finished, being the dutiful husband, I went to the bathroom to get the cardigan

When I came out, she was at the bottom of the starirs, so I threw it down to her

She passed me on the stairs, going up, carriying the cardigan

 

Me:        Why are you taking it back upstairs?

Wife:       I need a wee 

 

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