Twice nothing is still nothing

 

I'll believe that when I see it. And even then, it won't be enough

This Government knows the majority of the people want these scroungers removed to whence they came and the borders closing to more, but all they do is talk

New laws this, new powers that, but nothing ever changes and the freeloaders keep coming

This Government seems completely incompetent. I can't even bring myself to think they want all these illegals here. They're never going to grow up to be Conservative voters, so there's no reason to spend all the money, go through all the hassle or sacrifice all the goodwill of the people, that's involved in letting them remain

They just seem to be completely powerless to act. I don't know what they are scared of. If it's the EU, it should be bloody foot down time. That bunch of failing socialists needs us more than we need them, but we can't even stand up to them on anything

If it's the bleeding heart left, appeasing them isn't going to gain any positives for the Government. The left won't vote for them either. Just tell them how it is and there's nothing they can do about it

If it's the immigrants themselves, everyone with an ounce of common sense can see that they are not assylum seakers, they're not running from any danger and the only reason they pick Britain is because we have the most generous welfare system in the world. Just tell them to fuck off. They'll be fine

If it were up to me, which it never will be, I'd do the following:

Build a barracks near the coast

Let the boats in 

Grab the illegals on the beach

House them in the barracks

When there's enough to fill a plane, put them on one to Africa. Not France, as they'll just try again. Dump them on the tarmac in some God foresaken shit hole in Africa and be done with it

Let them make their own way home from there (They will be unlikely to cross half the world again to England)

Rinse and repeat until the problem goes away

Screw the EU, screw the left and screw anyone else who has a problem with it

I fail to see any downside to my plan. But I'm not in charge

Oh well