Happy Christmas to One and All

Apart from the following. I hope your Christmases suck:

ASH
Snowflakes

Disney
Alcohol Concern
The British Heart Foundation
CRUK
RSPCA
Smokefree various regions

Student unions
Balance North East
The Government (Including devolved Governments)
Local councils
HMRC
Woke celebrities
The NHS
Brake

Anti-racists

RNLI

E4
The BBC

Insulate Britain
The Guardian

Gary Neville

Black Lives Matter
Alvin and the Chipmunks

Men in women's sports
Those people who keep ringing me about that accident I never had
Facebook

Statue topplers

Adults who go outside in pyjamas

Gary Lineker
Anyone who's outraged

Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe

Tony Blair
All lefties and Progressives
Traffic cops

Boris Johnson
Anyone with equality or diversity (or both) in their job titles

Just stop oil

The terminally woke

Ngozi Fulani
Anyone who thinks dog poop is the most pressing issue of the year
Canada

Claudia Winkleman
Chavs

Social media influencers

Maghan and Harry

Channel migrants and their enablers 
Celebrities in the jungle

Chris Whitty

The triggered
Celebrities not in the jungle

Anyone who thought COVID restrictions were a good idea
Mums against guns

World Health Organisation
Tesco basics bread
Wannabe gangstas
Lazy arse dole dossers and thier snot nosed kids

Greta Thunberg

People with pictures of their kids as their avatar

Sadiq Khan
The X Factor

Anyone who just won't let Brexit go

Matt Hancock

People who believe in Chemtrails and think Bill Gates can track you through the COVID vaccine

Bill Gates 

Mask wearers
Conservatives who are socialists
Adults who wear onesies and drink from Tommee Tippee cups
Extinction Rebellion

Directors of Lived Experience
and many other prodnose, interfering, hateful or just plain annoying people.