You can't get a copper to turn up to a burglary...

...and then:

That's taking it to the other extreme. Most people would expect the police to turn up once to investigate, then a second time once they've caught the scrote. This poor burglary victim is having to receive the police every three and a half minutes

Hasn't he got enough to do? Tydying up, repairing the door or window, phoning the insurance company, comforting the wife, looking for the cat...

Then every three and a half minutes, the police show up and interrupt

Surely they could just phone?