Friday night Moose music - Bloggers and cats edition
I'm off on another bloody works do tonight. Note to self: Don't get pissed up and insult the boss.
Here's a selection of cat themed music.
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oi moose you forgot mud the cat crept in the cat crept out again or tiger feet LOL YOU FUCKING PUSSEY what have you done bought some new leopard seat covers from b&q for the capri or what?LOL you cunt BRICKBAT
You've hit the spot with me, I've got 11 of 'em. Paid 3 grand to get 8 of them out of the UK. So much more civilised than humans, and more truthful.
If they don't like you, they'll tell you to your face.
Stray cats - Rock this town.
KATtrina and the waves - Walking on sunshine.
Tom Jones - What's new, Pussycat?
PS Stevens is a muzzie - get him off.
PPS Last work's do I went to was on the boss's boat (think 'small ship'). One of the lads got so plastered he fell in and we had to feck about for half an hour fishing him out, and one of the women got 'tired and emotional' and slapped the boss. Then there was the sex thing (not me) in the master cabin. 3 people didn't turn up on Monday, 2 were fired.
Another one was a Christmas do, years ago. I worked for a multi-national then, and the American CEO was over for a big-wig meeting in London, and came up for the bash. They rented the ground floor of a posh hotel in the locality, which used to be a stately home. I was involved in a fight on the dance-floor (Oh come on, it was no big deal, he was begging for it), dope was hanging heavy in the air (it was still a big deal then) and another fight in the bogs (not me, this time), absolutely trashing the joint, resulted in the Hotel Manager pulling the plug and evicting 300+ pissed up people onto a beautifully manicured lawn. No mobiles then (am I really that old?), so we had to tramp to town as we could not call taxis.
ROCK THIS TOWN AND TURN IT INSIDE OUT and viking THE STORY OF THE LONE ENGLISH BRICKLAYER AND THE FUCKING NORTHERNERS STORIES NO END AND BURNING BRIDGES LOL BRICKBAT TUNES ps viking scabies and lard TUNES
Brickbat - The Capri died of terminal rust years ago
EV - I forgot the Steves was a mozzie
I've never managed to get fired yet. There was one works do where the venue kicked everyone out and they started fighting in the street but I wasnt on that one
EV - Maybe so. I was supposed to be running my own pub before the socialist bastards closed them all. The desk job I have now is so much easier and hasstle free compared to the licenced trake like I used to have. Maybe I've allowed myself to get caught up in a bit of inertia.
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