The big BIG breakfast.

I go shooting at a clay pigeon club near Westhoughton, Bolton. A chap at work knows the area well and he pointed me in the direction of this:

£10 Breakfast

Mario's Cafe in Westhoughton do a big breakfast for £10! Eat it all in 20 mins without a drink to wash it down with and you get it free!

It's 10 eggs, 10 bacon, 10 sausage, 10 toast, 5 black puddings, tomatoes, beans and mushrooms.

For anyone fancying the challenge, the address is:

67 Market St
Westhoughton, Bolton, BL5 3AG

That's one hell of a heart stopping breakfast. I'm talking of course about the hearts of those dear fat and salt haters that we all know and love. One look at that offering and they will be clutching their chests in agony.

I love a good full breakfast but even I'm too chicken to attempt that.

I was in a cafe one morning when a waitress came over to me and said, "Full English?"
I said, "No, My Grandmother was Lithuanian".