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The big BIG breakfast.

I go shooting at a clay pigeon club near Westhoughton, Bolton. A chap at work knows the area well and he pointed me in the direction of this:

£10 Breakfast


Mario's Cafe in Westhoughton do a big breakfast for £10! Eat it all in 20 mins without a drink to wash it down with and you get it free!

It's 10 eggs, 10 bacon, 10 sausage, 10 toast, 5 black puddings, tomatoes, beans and mushrooms.

For anyone fancying the challenge, the address is:

67 Market St
Westhoughton, Bolton, BL5 3AG


That's one hell of a heart stopping breakfast. I'm talking of course about the hearts of those dear fat and salt haters that we all know and love. One look at that offering and they will be clutching their chests in agony.

I love a good full breakfast but even I'm too chicken to attempt that.

I was in a cafe one morning when a waitress came over to me and said, "Full English?"
I said, "No, My Grandmother was Lithuanian".

8 Comments:

Longrider said...

I was in Ireland some years back and was asked if I wanted a full Irish. it turns out to be exactly the same as a full English, but in Ireland...

I wouldn't get through a fraction of that one, though...

Anonymous said...

the fucking old humble bricklayers(maurer)breakfast(frühstück)in germany consists of fucking schwarzbrot, gekochte eier,marmelade rohe gurken,käse und salamie and fucking yogurt:O((
MOOSE M8 I (WE) KNOW THAT TEN BILLION CALLORIES OF RAW FAT SAVES US FOR TEATIME
I´D GIVE MY RIGHT ARM FOR A CRACKING BREAKFAST
GERMAN IMBISS SHITE FOR WARM FOOD DO OPEN BEFORE 11 O´clock GUTTED
MISSED THAT FOR YEARS ELBOWS UP KNIFE AND FORK DOWN AND FILL THE FACE IDO THAT IN 10 AND ASK FOR EXTRA BACON AND BREAD AND BUTTER FOR MOP UP
BRICKBAT

Spackers said...

The concept is a good one but this example seems to have a few flaws. The eggs are hard, the sausages look raw and what have they used to toast the bread, a hairdrier?

O/T. You seem to have accidentally inserted a photo of a Citroen BX into your dream car photo's ;-)

Anonymous said...

WITH A SIDE SALAD OF FRIED KIDNEYS ENOUGH TO KILL A VEGGIE CUNT ON THE WAY (OOH HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT)no problem jnr NOM NOM NOM
and spacks be thankful for what we are given
FOOD ON THE TABLE FROM THE KINDLY SHOW ME SHAGXX
BRICKBAT

Bucko said...

Longrider - That's wierd. I've had a full english in Greece but they didn't call it a full Greek.

Bucko said...

Brickbat - I love fried kidneys!

Bucko said...

Spackers - No mistake mate. That particular BX used to be mine :-)

James Higham said...

Don't think I'd make it through one tenth of that.