Fake alcohol survey. Go on, you know you want to.

Don Shenker and his fake charity, Alcohol concern have a delightful little survey going on at the moment.

They want to know the opinions of under eighteens on alcohol advertising. It's a typical one sided survey, designed to get the required results by asking questions of children about how to dictate adult policy in an adult world.

You do have to be under eighteen to take the survey (No proof of age required) but if you fancy balancing the opinion a little you can do so here.

Some would say it's wrong to lie about your age on a survey. As Dick Puddlecote points out, The Shenker has never let the truth get in the way of a good campaign.

Go nuts.