1) Excess vanity
2) Psychotherapy
3) Stomach staples
4) Just don't do it?
5) Get pissed
6) See 4
7) Valium and Tamazipan
8) The Betty Ford Clinic
9) See 4 and 6
10) Body Piercing
So you're a vain alcoholic on a yo-yo diet who relies on therapy and tranquilisers and is in and out of rehab? Bet you're glad you don't smoke any longer. By the way, your belly button ring looks septic.
And if you're not so fond of pretentious kids, this one will make you puke
Have a good evening, smokers!
6 Comments:
I can't stand all those things, plus I hate kids. Not a good combination.
http://cuteoverload.com/2010/10/01/come-to-meowlboro-country/
On a serious note, I never wanted to smoke. There was some peer pressure at school and I simply said "no". It just never appealed to me. Neither of my parents smoked, but paternal grandparents did - quite heavily. Being around them as a child didn't make me want to emulate them.
Sure, I don't much like the smell, but it doesn't bother me that much. If it did, I can always move as my legs work okay. But, frankly, it really isn't a problem. Mrs L smokes roll-ups and I hardly notice. So all the anti-smoker rhetoric is just that, hysterical rhetoric that bolsters their own prejudices. A live and let live approach is much easier on the blood pressure.
Longrider - Live and may be easier on the blood pressure for normal people but there are too many folk out there who get a warm fuzzy feeling from hectoring and controlling others.
as its spelt mate
BRICKBAT
very sad cunts
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