How to avoid smoking in 10 easy steps.

1) Excess vanity
2) Psychotherapy
3) Stomach staples
4) Just don't do it?
5) Get pissed
6) See 4
7) Valium and Tamazipan
8) The Betty Ford Clinic
9) See 4 and 6
10) Body Piercing



So you're a vain alcoholic on a yo-yo diet who relies on therapy and tranquilisers and is in and out of rehab? Bet you're glad you don't smoke any longer. By the way, your belly button ring looks septic.

And if you're not so fond of pretentious kids, this one will make you puke



Have a good evening, smokers!