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How to avoid smoking in 10 easy steps.

1) Excess vanity
2) Psychotherapy
3) Stomach staples
4) Just don't do it?
5) Get pissed
6) See 4
7) Valium and Tamazipan
8) The Betty Ford Clinic
9) See 4 and 6
10) Body Piercing



So you're a vain alcoholic on a yo-yo diet who relies on therapy and tranquilisers and is in and out of rehab? Bet you're glad you don't smoke any longer. By the way, your belly button ring looks septic.

And if you're not so fond of pretentious kids, this one will make you puke



Have a good evening, smokers!

6 Comments:

Angry Exile said...

I don't even have to begin watching the second one to be pretty sure it would wind me up. Can't bear the current anti-smoking message and I can't bear rap, and can't imagine that combining the two would make either of them any better

Bucko said...

I watched about half of it before I nearly saw my tea in reverse.
I can't stand all those things, plus I hate kids. Not a good combination.

Anonymous said...

Bucko, here's an antidote to cheer you up:

http://cuteoverload.com/2010/10/01/come-to-meowlboro-country/

Longrider said...

Yeah, I think I can give the videos a miss - I'm on my 3G dongle at the moment.

On a serious note, I never wanted to smoke. There was some peer pressure at school and I simply said "no". It just never appealed to me. Neither of my parents smoked, but paternal grandparents did - quite heavily. Being around them as a child didn't make me want to emulate them.

Sure, I don't much like the smell, but it doesn't bother me that much. If it did, I can always move as my legs work okay. But, frankly, it really isn't a problem. Mrs L smokes roll-ups and I hardly notice. So all the anti-smoker rhetoric is just that, hysterical rhetoric that bolsters their own prejudices. A live and let live approach is much easier on the blood pressure.

Bucko said...

Cheers Anon! That helped :-)

Longrider - Live and may be easier on the blood pressure for normal people but there are too many folk out there who get a warm fuzzy feeling from hectoring and controlling others.

Anonymous said...

Y-tube Being a Dickheads Cool!
as its spelt mate
BRICKBAT
very sad cunts