While many probably don't consider that their personal conversations are being broadcast, I've seen some who seem almost to be boasting to the bus via their phone.
For some reason, chav types seem to think it's impressive if they're arguing or being threatening to someone on the other end of the line. I've seen packed buses suppressing laughter while the person on the phone almost preens themselves during a loud and long conversation about "wot ya sed on Facebook woz well aht of ordah, innit!"
Yeah, and it takes them a long time to answer the phone when it rings. Just giving us all an opportunity to listen to the latest bollocks they bought off Jamster.
Some of the modern ringtones aren't even immediately recognisable as music. Is it someone calling Mr Facepiercing in the seat in front, or has the No 5 stripped all its gears?
Judging by the bus I was on this morning, I wouldn't be surprised if it was both.
You are supposed to do your bit for the environment (Mrs Bucko is sick of cleaning up all my carbon footprints) but bloody hell. I can't wait to get my five litre Jag and ride in a bit of style.
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