If you're reading this it means I am dead....

It seems there has been a lot to blog about this bank holiday weekend.

The North Koreans are ready to go to war with the South

The Israelies have shot some people

David Laws has resigned

ASH has released a comedy anti smoking report

And where was I during all this opportunity? Pissed. At Darwen music festival.
And what a cracker of a day that was. We saw everything from a jazz piano trio to a dixieland band doing ACDC covers. I suffered for it on Monday though. I must be too old for all that boozing, now

Oh well. Its not like anyone reads my drivvel yet anyway.
For now, I think I'll go on the Telegraph site and give some lefties some pain. That usually brightens my day.