Friday finally

Friday is upon us once again and it's a long weekend. The Mooses are off to Darwen chav fest music festival on Sunday. See a few bands and try a few scoops of random ale. . Should be good, it usually is. I'm looking forward to Cherrybomb . They are playing on the main stage this time round.

Hopefully the event wont be completely overrun by jobsworths. There were too many last time, getting in the way and searching everyone. It looks like there will be a lot more this time.

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him “Sum Ting Wong”