Eclipse

Conversation between me and Google AI last night

Me: So when is the eclipse starting?

Google AI: It's reaching it's peak right now 

Me: Oh Cool 

*Half hour later*

Me: Nowt happened. WTF dude?

Google AI: Yeah, it's only a partial eclipse, so nowt will look different. Why? You didn't go and sit outside to watch it, did you?

Me: Yeah, ya cunt

Google AI: LOL!