Who?

It seems some non-entities have take a ten minute space flight, and now some other non-entities are talking about it

Emily Ratajkowski furiously accuses Blue Origin of ‘destroying the planet’ after all-female space mission

Who?

*Googles Emily Ratatouille*

Seems she's an American model and actress. Well those are ten-a-penny these days

The Blue Origin rocket made the trip on Monday with its all-female team, which included Katy Perry, Lauren Sánchez, Gayle King, former NASA rocket scientist Aisha Bowe, civil rights activist Amanda Nguyen, and film producer Kerianne Flynn. 

Wow! Don't fancy yours much. Five more non-entities and one rocket scientist

The craft flew through space for around four minutes before floating back down to Earth, with the entire journey taking a little over 10 minutes.

That's some 'mission'

Hours later, Ratajkowski shared her thoughts about the mission in a TikTok video, criticizing the praise and support Blue Origin has received for this trip.

“That space mission this morning, that’s end time s***. Like this is beyond parody,” she said. “That you care about Mother Earth and it’s about Mother Earth, and you’re going up in a spaceship that is built and paid for by a company that’s single-handedly destroying the planet?”

Sounds like something some Tik Tok botherer would say. Beats me how it's news though. I remember slow news days when I was younger, but modern news seems to have stopped and put the kettle on

 

Do you want to see a picture of the collagen lipped monstrosity?

 

 

 

You do?

 

 

 

Really?

 

 

 

Ok then

 

 

 

 Looks like your average Tik Tok botherer, too