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England ain't so bad after all

I just had a very strange conversation with a friend. We were talking about visiting the UK on holiday and I asked why anyone in their right mind would want to come here. I may have mentioned the words, shit hole

His faced blue screened for a while, as his brain engaged my thoughts, then he said:

"Nah, it's not that bad. You can play the two penny arcade machines"

He then pulled a small car out of he pockect and said, "That's how I won this".

At which point, he proceeded to put the car on the floor, draw it back and let it shoot off

"I built a ramp for it yesterday and it cleared three foot"

That was when my brain blue screened, before I changed the subject

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