Jumping to Conclusions

I just read this in my MSM feed:

Signs twinning seaside town with Israeli city removed

Bloody local councillors! What on Earth has Israel / Gaza got to do with them?! Why is it fashionable for political non-entities to side with Palestinian nut-jobs anyway? Arse! Etc...

There were four signs on the outskirts of Bournemouth, Dorset recognising one of its twin cities – Netanya in Israel.

But the signs have now been taken down by an unknown person, sparking uproar in the coastal resort.

Typical! The council didn't ask the locals or even told them it was happening!

A spokesman for Bournemouth, Christchurch and Poole council said it was not responsible for taking down the signs.

“We have been made aware that some signage has been removed at Mountbatten Roundabout and several other locations,” the spokesman said.

“We are currently looking into this issue.”

Oh...

Michael Filer, chairman of the twinning committee, said: “It could possibly be nothing, no problem whatsoever, that somebody is doing some kind of repair work or the other kind.

“But there could be unpleasant intent... we would like to get them back. Bournemouth has been twinned with Netanya, who went through the Bournemouth council some 20 years ago, and there have been inter-town visits on a frequent basis.

“I look forward to them being put back again and carrying on with normal procedures.”

Looks like I was wrong. They've been nicked by some pro Hamas terrorist supporter. Or maybe some local left-wing student

I'm not sorry though. I jumped to the conclusion that it was the doing of the local council, because 99 times out of a hundred, it would be

I've now jumped to the conclusion that it will be some colloege kid wearing Palestine flags, who wants to smash Capitalism. Because the other 1 time out of a hundred, it would be

Unless the council are lying thier arse off...