Idiots with First World Problems

I'm sure everyone would like their fifteen minutes of fame, but the lame ways in which some people get theirs, often baffle

Grandad forced to do school run in the rain after waiting a year for £37k Land Rover

Savvy enough to be able to afford a brand new £37k Land Rover, but not intelligent enough to buy a £500 Toyota Corolla to keep him going while he waits for it to be built?

Asked if he would give up and get another car, Michael said he had five grandchildren and needed a seven-seater.

Oh, my mistake. A £750 Volkswagen Sharan, then

Or six umbrellas...