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Idiots with First World Problems

I'm sure everyone would like their fifteen minutes of fame, but the lame ways in which some people get theirs, often baffle
Grandad forced to do school run in the rain after waiting a year for £37k Land Rover

Savvy enough to be able to afford a brand new £37k Land Rover, but not intelligent enough to buy a £500 Toyota Corolla to keep him going while he waits for it to be built?

Asked if he would give up and get another car, Michael said he had five grandchildren and needed a seven-seater.

Oh, my mistake. A £750 Volkswagen Sharan, then

Or six umbrellas...

4 Comments:

The Jannie said...

He'll need the spare car for when the £37k posemobile goes wrong: as it surely will.

Macheath said...

While the grandchildren angle seems to be an editorial decision in the great tradition of local news reporting, it’s amusing to meet the odd notion that the normal walk to school somehow becomes impossible in the rain - perhaps they are worried about shrinking.

The roads around here provide ample testimony to this on wet days, which is sad for the youngsters missing out on fresh air and exercise as well as the element of fun. My younger son was, perhaps, extreme - whenever it rained, he would grab his coat and wellies and head into the garden for hours - but we weren’t the only family who enjoyed many cheerful walks to school in wet weather.

However, he had a classmate whose mother announced at the school gate one wet day that her children didn’t own raincoats as she could afford to drive them everywhere; in any case, she said loftily, she wouldn’t let them walk to school on rainy days because there were too many cars on the road then and they might get splashed. My involuntary snort of derisive laughter offended her so much she never spoke to me again, for which I was profoundly grateful.

Bucko said...

Jannie - Indeed. I rarely touch a car with less than 100k on the clock

Bucko said...

Macheath - Sounds like you got a bonus there. Yes, it's amazing how many people can't just pop up a brolly when it's wet