Morons in Papers

Another Morons in papers story from the back catalogue. This one had me howling at the time. It's a moron playing chicken

A PROTESTER picketing a KFC restaurant in a 7ft chicken outfit was forced to flee after being attacked and pelted with poultry.

Vegetarian Olly Tyler, 16, was punched and rugby tackled and ended up covered in sauce, chicken wings and nuggets.

He was not injured, thanks to his protective chicken suit, but was so shaken he said his protest is over.

OMG! the kid is sixteen tears old and he's staging a lone protest outside KFC. I don't envy this kid his upbringing.

And the protest didn't go down too well did it? Covered in chicken and sauce? I wonder if he managed to get it all out before returning the suit to the fancy dress hire shop?

Olly, of Westwood, Wilts, was given money by relatives after doing well in his GCSEs and used it to buy the £600 chicken suit, which was handmade in Paris.

OMG! OMG! It was his own suit and he spent six hundred quid on it. I buy cheaper cars than that!

The poor lad seriously has a problem with priorities. I've got £600, I know, I'll buy a chicken suit and protest outside KFC. As you do...

Was it his first time?

“I’ve protested outside this KFC before and I was pelted with three chicken wings, but this time it was much worse.

Nope! No spring chicken, this one.

“People threw sauce and chicken wings at me as well as chicken nuggets. When I left the ground was covered in them.

Heh!

He said: “I arrived at 10am and the KFC workers were outside. They are never that nice to me but they don’t do anything.

“The KFC is next to a McDonald’s and they are lovely in there, they came out and offered me a meal but I had to turn it down because I’m a vegetarian.

Oh my poor ribs!

“I wanted to spend all day there but I left by 2.45pm because I was worried for my safety. The area has no CCTV and I felt vulnerable. When you’re in a chicken costume you can’t do anything to defend yourself.”

Stoppit, stoppit!

KFC manager Olen Sakkeer said: “We told the customers we were doing a promotion.

“He was standing there as a chicken, and on the top of his sign it said KFC with the Colonel’s head.”

Thinking outside the box like that is the reason this guy is manager.

What a cracker! Fowl chicken jokes in the comments please.