Headlines (and people) that could be better

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OMG! What is the world coming to? Slow news days, it looks like

What the headline does not tell you, is that she'd already thrown out her partner and when she woke to find him standing over her, he kicked off, broke a lot of stuff and assaulted her

And after reading that rather boring headline, it's unlikely you'd click through to the article and find out

Must do better!

What the article also tells us, is how incredibly dim this woman is

"She doesn't want a restraining order as they intend to get back together," she added. 

 People like her should get one visit only, from the police. After that, if they go back to their partners, they should be on their own