I've never really thought about it's meaning before, it's just a good comedy name to call a fat person you don't like, such as Diane Abbot.
So I decided to Google it. It turns out the term does not exist in cyberspace apart from on my blog:
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Therefore I shall claim copyright:
Fat whap©
Now being of a Libertarian bent I would not normally go around calling people fat whaps. I have no concerns or issues with people with ample girth. The size of anothers behind is no concern of my own.
However, when a person with a lardier than average arse begins to stick their noses into the health concerns of others, like Diane Abbot, they are henceforth referred to as a fat whap.
Owing to it's comedic value it can also be used as a term of endearment among family and friends :-)
(Oh, and you do have to be fat to be a whap)
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That said - The funny thing is that (and I'm not making this up) - you've spelt it wrongly; which is quite poetic in that it was my comment about spelling etc which actually brought you and I together via cyberspace. Everything always comes around full circle eh?
Apparently it is "Wap" not "Whap"
http://www.definition-of.net/fat+wap
Fat Wap , fat wap meaning , definition of fat wap , what is fat wap - this noun, often refers to the naming of a fat person. used colloquially, in the southern area of cheshire, this vernacular term can be compared to fatty, fatty bumbum and other horrible names. Used normally to offend, behind the persons back.
Some examples : "my Maureen, she is one hell of a FAT WAP"or"i was walking to work the other day, when this FAT WAP jumped infront of a bus."
Personally though, I think it really needs the 'h' for the added effect. Wap is a bit limp.
And I first heard it in East Lancashire too. (Blackburn Ice Arena to be exact)
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