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Interesting line-up for Oldham *Updated*

This is the list of candidates for the Oldahm by-election:
  • Debbie Abrahams (Labour)
  • Derek Adams (British National Party)
  • Kashif Ali (Conservative)
  • Peter Allen (Green Party)
  • David Bishop (Bus-Pass Elvis Party)
  • The Flying Brick (Monster Raving Loony Party)
  • Loz Kaye (Pirate Party of the United Kingdom)
  • Stephen Morris (English Democrats)
  • Paul Nuttall MEP (UK Independence Party)
  • Elwyn Watkins (Liberal Democrats)

Does anyone have money on The Flying Brick? Sounds more like a boozer than a bloke ;-)

Here's the odds if you're interested:

Labour  1/16  
Liberal Democrats  7/1  
Conservatives  66/1  
UKIP  100/1  
BNP  100/1    
Green  100/1    
English Democrats  200/1    
Pirate Party  500/1    
Monster Raving Loony Party  1000/1    
Bus-Pass Elvis Party  1000/1 

What I don't understand is, if the Bus-Pass Elvis party can field a candidate, where is the Libertarian party?
I would be disappointed if I lived in Oldham right now.

*Update*

I was going to publish the results but they are here.

82% of people did not vote for Labour. Hence Labour victory. That's democracy in action for you.

And the reasons for no Libertarian candidate can be found here in answer to a question posed by The Angry Exile.

Long live democracy! Long live the State!

7 Comments:

Smoking Hot said...

The lineup maybe interesting but the result will be depressing. The country is full of sheep!

Dioclese said...

As an old friend of the late David Screaming Lord Sutch, I can tell you that the Nick the Flying Brick Delves is the party's shadow miister for the abolition of gravity, a policy all the parties agree on - see my post http://dioclese.blogspot.com/2010/04/at-last-policy-all-parties-agree-on_14.html

If you want to know all about Nick the Flying Brick then go to http://www.delvsie.com/

I was once the election agent for the loony candidate who stood against John Redwood. It was hard to tell which one was the Loony...

Bucko said...

Smoking - You're quite right. One Labour victory coming up.

Dioclese - That's amazing. That's one hell of a claim to fame.

Angry Exile said...

What I don't understand is, if the Bus-Pass Elvis party can field a candidate, where is the Libertarian party?

Good question, though there could be good reasons. Is liberty in such shit state that a libertarian candidate can't be found among the drones of Oldham? Or maybe the legal fun and games caused by Vince Cable have been enough to keep an underfunded fledgling party too busy to do much else than get its leader recognised. Or maybe they're just short of cash. I just asked the question over at Guthrum's (this post) so hopefully we'll soon find out. I'll give 'em the benefit of doubt in the meantime.

JuliaM said...

The people of Oldham would elect anything, so long as it wore a red rosette.

The Beeb did a street-interview yesterday, asking people who they'd vote for. The results were predictably depressing - as much for the given reasons as for the result. There was no introspection, no evidence of deliberation. They really were sheep.

Bucko said...

AE - Read the post and I understand the reasons now. Thanks.
I would like to see Libertarian candidates all over the place making a big name for themselves.
If I was a billionaire I might be able to help with that. Ahhh... one day *dreams*

Bucko said...

Julia - Ask a sheep a question the will always give you an answer or an opinion, even if they have no idea what the hell you are whacking on about.

Results are in. 82% of the people didn't vote for Labour. Labour wins. Score. Not.