I posted my poop

I got a thing through the post this weekend from the NHS. They want me to send in a poop sample so they can test me for bowel cancer

I assume now I've turned fifty, I'll likely get frequent requests for bodily samples from the NHS, for various reasons

 

Oh well, I'm not one to turn down a health check. I may be fit and healthy, but I am creeping up in years, so what the hell

So this morning I pooped on a stick and bunged it in the post

 

All the while, I couldn't help thinking about 'Dr' Gillian McKeith. Remember her? The woman who used to analyise peoples poop on the telly, and use it to see how healthy they were, or were not? 

 

I remember a story, true or not, about her home address being released on the internet and loads of people sending her poo through the post, just for shits and giggles (Pun intended)

 

So that's my morning. How've you been?