Whales on a Plane

I don't know who this random Australian woman who showed up on my news feed is, but she's making a good first impression

Woman Posts Photos 'Sandwiched Between Two Obese People' On A Plane — Then Asks Airline For 'Reparations'

Of course, fat is healthy and normal these days, and you're not allowed to criticaise fat whaps, or you'll get the wrath of the righteous woke

So check out this photo of the two healthy people she ended up sandwiched between

"I am currently — literally — WEDGED between two OBESE people on my flight," Watson tweeted.

"This is absolutely NOT acceptable or okay. If fat people want to be fat, fine. But it is something else entirely when I'm stuck between you, with your arm rolls on my body, for 3 hours."

And the wrath of the righteous woke

Watson's complaint was met with immediate backlash from other social media users, who accused her of being extremely fatphobic and downright mean.

She doesn't have a phobia (irrational fear) of fat people, she just doesn't like their sweaty rolls of lard encroaching on her in confined spaces

"This is my worst nightmare as a fat person who is not rich. I would hate to see a picture of my fat body on a stranger’s Twitter because I want a vacation,"

Loose some fucking weight then. If you ate less pies and saved the money, maybe you could afford a proper sized seat on a plane 

One of my worst nightmares as a thin person who is not rich, may well be running the risk of being swallowed whole by one of your sweaty pits, because I want a vacation

However, Watson doubled down on her post, saying that she doesn't care 'if this is mean.'

"I can't even put the arm rests down on either side because there's no f-king room. I'm sick of acting like fatness to this extent is normal. Let me assure you, it is not," she wrote.

I do like this woman. I really do. And she even got the 'reparations' she was looking for

In the email shared by Watson, the airline apologized for the discomfort and offered her a $150 coupon

Score!

In response to American Airlines offering her the coupon, Watson continued her tirade against the airline company, tweeting that she'd rather give the coupon "to someone who needs PT or a gym membership."

Why have I never heard of this woman before? Who is she?

Sydney Watson, an Australia-American conservative political commentator...

Does that mean blogger? Or Tweeter

Turns out she's a Youtuber person. Seems she is also pretty right wing and has a bit of common sense, judging by a quick Google search

Not only that, she's HOT! I wouldn't normally fawn over some younger woman like a bloody schoolboy, but even with this face on...

...I want to pick her up and put her in my pocket