Maybe America won't let her in...

...or maybe the ship will sink

Greta Thunberg is to sail across the Atlantic in a high-speed racing yacht next month to attend UN climate summits in the US and Chile as part of a sabbatical year the 16-year-old Swedish climate activist will spend in the US

The Yanks don't just let anyone in their country and Donald Trump is no fan of Climate Change evangelism. I remember some of the questions I had to answer when applying for my entry visa to the US:

Fortunately I have never engaged in any of those activities, so once I ticked that box, I was welcomed into the US.

Can we say the same though, for Green Greta the Swedish Meatball? Her ilk certainly want to sabotage the western economy and by sending us all to the dark ages in order to eradicate all CO2, genocide could certainly be on the cards too

And the whole thing could be classed as an act of terrorism against the world and all the progress we have made in it

In a joint Guardian interview with the US congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in June, Greta said of her planned visit to the UN climate summit [...] Ocasio-Cortez said: “If you land in New York, we will give you a Queens welcome!”

Well that's only to be expected from the Socialist Senorita, she's batshit crazy too

Greta, who has encountered fierce criticism from climate deniers and some politicians, told AP she was not sure how her message would go down in the US, where Donald Trump leads broad opposition to the radical measures scientists say are required to limit global warming.

I hope she gets her arse handed to her. It's about time