Friday night Moose music - Silly lyrics edition

Knock three times if you want me? I know text messaging wasn't around when this song was written but I'm sure there's a better way to arrange a date than banging on a pipe.

Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey?
I doubt a bag of Haribo Starmix is going to get her to put out but I've seen stranger things. Don't turn up at her flat with a bag of sugar though. You'll get binned before you can say one lump or two.

I used to love to make you cry. It made me feel like a man inside.
That's nothing to be singing about, you wanna keep that information to yourself. Shame on you!

When I walk down the street, kings and queens step aside.
Lucky bastard. I'm sick of random monarchs getting in the way when I'm out for a stroll.

As I recall it ended much too soon.
Don't worry, it happens to everyone from time to time. *snigger*


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