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Friday night Moose music - By request

English Viking's head is rattling a bit with all the old skool so here's a special request selection.













Love that Barry White tune, it reminds me of Ally McBeal.

13 Comments:

English Viking said...

Tunes!!!

Thank you.

Bucko said...

Heh! Your DJ aims to please :-)

English Viking said...

Dude, I'm rockin' now.

I'm into next month's allowance of grog, and I'm feelin' fine!

Barry! The Walrus of Love. What a dude!

Bucko said...

The sun's not quite over the yardarm for me yet. I've one more peice of kitchen wallpaper to hang and then I can crack into the cooking bitter and toilet duck.

Walrus the who now?

English Viking said...

Come to my place, there's grog a'plenty.

I make it myself, from potatoes. It's dead easy, just watch for the methanol and everything's good.

Really, my still cost about 25 quid, and approx 4 litres of 'vodka' costs around 5 quid. Sugar is the most expensive item.

I learnt because I recognised that men will always need some things, and when the poo hits the propeller, I'm prepared.

A couple of bottles of booze are worth far more than a slab of gold when it all goes tits up, which it will, very soon.

PS Yardarm is, usually, for me, 6 PM. Unless I'm hungover, which is most of the time, and therefore a little 'restorative' is required.

Your jolly good health, Sir.

Bucko said...

I'm gonna try the home brew myself next month, just bitter. I have thought about going the whole hog and building a still, but to be quite honest I'm scared of blowing myself up. I doubt I have the skill for that.

Can you brew fuel grade alcohol with yours? If so, that would also be worth a pretty penny when it goes tits up.

I've made deisel in the past when I worked in the pubs and had a ready supply of used cooking oil.

English Viking said...

Bucko,

It's all bollox about being dangerous, unless you're a twat.

No naked flames, no electric lights, no being a tit.

The meth thing, and all that shit about going blind, it's the same as a Gov health warning - utter shite.

The meth is syphoned off, just the same as Smirnoff do it, and then everything is good.

Really, a child could do it.

BTW I haven't gone blind. Yet.

They want you to think that it is dangerous, possibly blinding, to stop you from doing it.

Chilllax dude, it's all good.

English Viking said...

Moose,

Sorry, didn't answer the question.

Making fuel is easier than making booze.

Bucko said...

Maybe it's worth having a go then. I'll try the homebrew bitter first. Best not to try running before walking :-)

English Viking said...

Ooh, a pint of petrol for me!

Ahh, that hits the spot.

Bucko said...

Fuel is easier than booze? Definately worth a try then.
You stay off the high octane

English Viking said...

Moose,

You're not a Tetley bitter man, surely?

*Cries into his pint of unleaded*

Bucko said...

Boddies. Or owt in a bottle with a funny label.

I'm off up to me sisters for a game of pool. Catch you later Bill and Ted.