Its my birthday tomorrow. Yay! Not.
We went out for a family meal this evening to celebrate the, oh so happy occasion.
Me and Mrs Bucko had to pay a fifty pound deposit for the table, so that was our part of the bill covered. We just sat back and watched the hilarity of everyone else trying to figure out what they owe.
Folk get so distressed if they think they are paying for someone eles's extra scoop of iced cream.
I got some presents too. The angle grinder that I asked for, arrived. I'm gonna have some fun with that.
Have you seen those adverts for "Nivea for men" and "Loreal Men Expert"? It's like they are trying to sell women's crappy skin cream to men. Every time I see the adverts, I shout at the telly, "As if blokes are gonna buy that crap!"
Well one prezzie I got was a Nivea For Men gift set. Mrs Bucko nearly spat her wine out when she saw me open it. Fortunately it was shower gel and pit spray, not some anti-wrinkle cream or eye lotion rubbish, so it did turn out to be a useful present.
I also got some bottles of cask bitter. I'm gonna kick back with those now and watch Amytiville 2.
Happy Sunday.
13 Comments:
Like? They are. How much different do you think the stuff inside the macho packaging is from the stuff in the feminine packaging?
"Every time I see the adverts, I shout at the telly, "As if blokes are gonna buy that crap!""
Blokes do. I know one in his late twenties that swears by it. And (rightly IMHO) gets the piss taken out of him for it.
Just you be careful, I nearly took my thumb off with one a few years ago... They're OK till the disc "bites" a bit too much, then they become an angry snarling beast!
Or are you intending to copy one of those daft bints who use one on metal underwear as part of a stage act?
PJH - They sell that crap to women by saying it contians creaseawayipsium and crap like that. Blokes who fall for it should be very much ashamed of themselves.
Microdave - It is a bit like wrestling a crocodile but a decent angle grinder will have the wing off a Capri in minutes.
"Or are you intending to copy one of those daft bints who use one on metal underwear as part of a stage act? "
Well I wasn't, but now you mention it.....
You ponce!
A real bloke would have asked for a SAM-7.
Happy Birthday anyway.
Poof.
CR.
The angle grinder is still good for close quarters fun and disassembling vehicles that just won't work properly
Well I guess that covers any Capri still about...I was going to suggest that an angle grinder would be overkill for removing a wing from one!
Oh, and should you think I have a bias against Henry's products, FIAT stands for Fucking Irritating At Times...
Microdave - It's not overkill. The wing is spot welded all along the top, plus it will invariably be rusted solid aswell. I've done one before. It isn't all that much fun really.
You hate Henrys products? I love 'em. Particularly the 70s to 90s stuff.
my brother outlaw is a german over the hill 50 year old dj KAISER KELLER GRÖSSE FREIHEIT (TWAT)
never forget mate seeing the winkle come out of the bathroom with the full fucking monty of gurkin and whipped cream on his billy idol/campino(toten hosen)fucking faceOOO))))
Being a council estate boy i did not know wether to beat him or lick him ;But laughed my fucking cock off;O))
all the best mucker and when you use a disc cutter outside, after 30 years you will have a complection like LEE MARVIN,CHARLES BRONSON or WILFRED BRAMBLE CHEERS
BRICKBAT
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