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Smokers Mist. The final nail.

As The Underdog explains, all the anti-smoking arguement boils down to is, "I don't like the smell".

All other reasons have been totally debunked. Well now I've found a solution to the problem of smell.

Smokers Mist.

Now there are no more excuses:

SMOKER'S MIST Smoking Odor Remover for Hair Skin Clothing [2oz Misting Bottle] $2.99


Bargain!

SMOKER'S MIST (TM) is an unscented misting spray that instantly eliminates smoking odor from hair, skin and clothing, and DRIES COMPLETELY ODORLESS. It contains an integrated system of neutralizers specially formulated to eliminate the smell of cigarettes, cigars, pipes - ANY SMOKING ODOR - on contact. SMOKER'S MIST is the perfect companion for smokers or people who work in or frequent smoking environments, and want to be smoking-odor free.

SMOKER'S MIST instantly eliminates smoke odor from HAIR, SKIN, and CLOTHING!

DIRECTIONS:
Holding SMOKER'S MIST 3 to 4 inches away, LIGHTLY mist your hair, skin and clothing (it is not necessary to saturate). Repeat as often as necessary or desired.
SMOKER'S MIST comes in a discreet, handy 2-oz. spray bottle that tucks discreetly into pocket, purse or glove compartment. Available in single bottle, or in trays of 12.
I sounds ok for some, however I much prefer this solution:

Rabid Anti-Smoker repellant.

4 Comments:

Woodsy42 said...

Spot on. We all realise there are at least 3 ways to remove the smoking nuisance. Remove the smoker, filter or neutralise the smoke, or remove the complainer. I'm in favour of option 3 also, and I don't even smoke.

Bucko said...

Yeah, I'm all in favour of a bit of peaceful co-existance and all that, but I'm not spraying kak on my hair to appease the rabids.

Leg-iron said...

That Smokers Mist? Nah, it probably causes cancer and hearing loss and fingernail fungus and hairs on the palms of your hands and peturbations in the orbit of Jupiter. Well, it does according to the report I'm about to make up using the New Science.

I'd stick with the CS gas. It's good for the antismoker too, because it prevents them seeing anyone smoking and as they all know, seeing someone smoke causes baldness and chronic anal itching.

Next time I meet one, I'll have to remember that...

Bucko said...

Leg-Iron - I'm planning to market the CS gas under the name of "Smokers Missed".
The point being, you totally miss your hair and clothes, and get it in the eyes of an anti-smoker.