Tony Blair Shooed Off

Tony Blair has been accused of running scared after cancelling his London book signing.
Anti war protesters had threatened a huge demonstration is the signing went ahead.

Blair was pelted, comedy style, with shoes and eggs when he attended a similar event in Dublin to promote his crappy book.

One protester even made it through all the tight security and told the Blair she was there to make a citizens arrest as he is a war criminal. Corny line but gutsy move nonetheless.

Blair said he was also "scared the BNP would stage a protest". I don't know where he got this information from, but it seems like a good way to paint all the protesters as fascist racists, by associating them with the BNP.

Speaking on ITV1's new Daybreak programme about his book he said: 'To be frank about it, I am concerned. I do not want to put everyone through a lot of cost and hassle on this Wednesday's signing so I am thinking about that.'

"And in Dublin I was so scared, a little poo came out".

B. Liar is also hinting that he wants a return to politics. If New Labour really want to get back into power at the next general election, I would recommend they advise strongly against this. Nobody is going to vote for a party that is constantly under a cloud of shoes and eggs.

Personally, I think the next logical step in Tony's career would be to take a long walk on a short pier.