John Kettley, the robbing bastard

Headline in todays Lancashire Telegraph :

Lancashire "Two Weeks" from hosepipe ban.

And who is responsible for our reservoir stocks being at such a low level?

I know its a bad scan but the caption reads,

Cause: Weatherman, John Kettley.

The theiving bugger has been stealing our water.

And from the same newspaper:

Exclusive: Robert Radecki is a duck!

Local journalism at its best.