How to eradicate poverty in England

Iain Duncan Smith has said tackling child poverty by boosting family income through benefits is a narrow approach which "looks set to have failed".
The work and pensions secretary said there were problems with officially classifying child poverty as a family on 60% or less than the median income.

There are more than just problems, the entire classification system is bollocks, to delve into technical terminology.

60% or less of the median average income equals poverty? Well in that case there will always be poverty. If you were to double the wages of the top ten percent of earners, more people will be pushed into poverty because the median average will increase, even though the wages of those now supposedly in poverty have not changed, and the economy will have a net benefit because some people will be earning (and consuming) more.

If we also then double the incomes of the bottom ten percent of earners, there will still be more people in 'poverty' than before because the top wages will have increased by a higher dollar value than the bottom. Using this method we can vastly increase the wealth of the poorest in society, yet class more people as 'in poverty', because the method for calculating poverty is so fundamentally flawed.

In fact, by using the 60% median average method, the only way we can bring people out of so called poverty, would be to level out everyones wages. The surgeons would have to be paid the same as the porters, the pilots the same as the cabin crew etc. Anyone on benefits would have to be in receipt of the same income as those working. It didn't work in Mother Russia and it won't work here.

So what is the answer? Simple. Stop misrepresenting words. The dictionary definition of poverty is:

pov·er·ty

noun
1.the state or condition of having little or no money, goods, or means of support; condition of being poor. privation, neediness, destitution, indigence, pauperism, penury. riches, wealth, plenty.
 
1. Poverty, destitution, need, want  imply a state of privation and lack of necessities. Poverty  denotes serious lack of the means for proper existence: living in a state of extreme poverty. Destitution,  a somewhat more literary word, implies a state of having absolutely none of the necessities of life: widespread destitution in countries at war. Need  emphasizes the fact that help or relief is necessary: Most of the people were in great need. Want  emphasizes privations, especially lack of food and clothing: Families were suffering from want.
Or to explain in a visual context:


Picture borrowed from here.

If we calculate the number of people living in poverty in the UK based on these factors, we will quickly see that there are almost none. Whereas the 60% of median figure can create poverty as incomes and affluence increase, I have just eradicated poverty in the UK by a quick redefinition of the standard.

It is only because the standard of living is high in England, we can define people who own cars, TV's and mobile phones, and who smoke fags and drink beer as being severely poor, because there are none who cannot feed their families, wear rags for clothing, have no access to medical care and cook with an open fire in their living room.

The previous Labour government introduced a Child Poverty Act, creating a legally binding requirement for the government to end child poverty by 2020 - official figures suggest 2.8m children are living in poverty.

It's a good job that a Government can bind successive Parliaments with legislation, other wise we would be in a right mess. The only way to end child poverty would be the levelling of incomes described above, done through heavy taxation of the higher earners and huge benefit top ups for the lower.

This week the Institute for Fiscal Studies said it remained "inconceivable" that the government would hit the 2020 target.
Mr Duncan Smith made his comments in a speech in central London - arguing that the way child poverty is measured had proved "hugely expensive" and looked likely to fail.
We need to maintain our vital focus on poverty, while establishing much more effective ways of delivering on it”
He said while for some, such as people with serious disabilities, benefits would always play a "vital role" - increased income did not always mean "increased wellbeing".
In some cases, families might be pushed further into welfare dependency, meaning their children were more likely to do so later in life.
"Income through benefits maintain people on a low income, whereas income gained through work can transform lives," he said.
He seems to be almost grasping it, but not quite.
He suggested new measures of wellbeing - taking into account factors like health, education, life chances and family security - rather than an approach "narrowly focussed on income alone".
"We need to maintain our vital focus on poverty, while establishing much more effective ways of delivering on it and making a real change to families' life chances."
Well maybe not. He needs to get rid of this focus on poverty because it doesn't exist in this country in the true sense of the word. Simply being on a low income does not mean the Government needs to step in and give you more. Benefits should be a safety net only, not a means to fulfil consumerist lifestyle expectations at the expense of those who create the wealth.

Maybe Cameron understands it better?
He said it was "illogical" that child poverty was recorded relative to average income - because the state pension is going up by an unusually high £5.30 a week, it meant some households with children were less wealthy, in relation to pensioners.
"I think there is a real problem with the way we measure child poverty," he said.
"It is the right thing to do to increase the pension. It doesn't make any child in this country poorer because you are giving pensioners more money at a time when they need it."
Better. He's used the pension analogy because it will get more sympathy with the masses than my comparison between high earners and low earners, but the message is a similar one. The 60% median average is rubbish.
Later, the prime minister's spokesman said the government had no plans to change its official poverty measures but said there was a "debate to be had about whether "income transfer" or deeper causes of child poverty and social mobility should be examined.
 So close.

Those self perpetuating charities, Save the Children and Action for Children will be pleased though. Without the myth of child poverty, they get no taxpayer money to feather their nests.

We need a 'zero limit' on busybodies.

Drink-drive limit 'must be cut to zero' to cut the number of deaths
Great. Another interfering busybody wants to bring in draconian legislation in order to curb a non problem. This latest bout of righteousness is coming from a senior police officer who obviously wants her name in the papers.

You can tell the Daily Mail are behind it too. Look at the picture they published.


An old photograph, posed by a model, of a young girl drinking a bottle of Smirnoff Ice behind the wheel. If it's got that bad well, something must be done. It hasn't though. has it.

Drivers should be banned from drinking any alcohol at all before getting behind the wheel, a top police officer said last night.
Deputy Chief Constable Suzette Davenport, who is responsible for policing the roads of England and Wales, called for the drink-drive limit to be reset to zero.
She said the controversial change would drastically reduce the number killed and seriously injured on our roads each year.
But is it necessary to introduce a blanket ban on alcohol when driving to 'drastically reduce' accidents on our roads? No it isn't. In 2010, deaths caused by drink driving fell by 38% to 250. That's a fall of 38% with no further restrictions and no extra legislation. Whatever is currently being done, is obviously working

And 250 people out of a country of 60 million is not a great deal. It certainly doesn't warrant the heavy handedness being suggested by Ms Davenport.

And please don't suggest I would change my mind if my child/mother/friend/dentists flatmates dog was killed by a drunk driver. Risk is something we face in our daily lives. Mitigating that risk must be done in a sensible and measured manner. We can reduce risk by common sense actions but we can never eradicate it altogether.

Reducing the alcohjol limit to zero would do more harm than good. The arguement, "But if it saves just one life...", is not valid.

Last year more than 170,000 drivers were tested during the month-long campaign, with 6,662 arrests made, about 4 per cent of those stopped.
So 163,338 innocent drivers were stopped by police and forced to take a breath test, just to catch 6662 people who had broken the law. If we stopped 160k pedestrians and checked them for concealed weapons or drugs there would be uproar.

A review of the drink-drive laws by legal expert Sir Peter North concluded that the alcohol limit should be cut from 80mg per 100ml of blood to 50mg.
The new limit would have put Britain in line with many other European countries but questions remain over whether strict punishments would remain in place.
Government ministers were not convinced that the change would save many lives and were fearful it could devastate the fragile rural economy.
It would also criminalise those in country areas who drink in moderation but have to drive to get to their local.
The potential for harm to the economy, criminalising more people and forcing innocent people to prove they haven't been naughty, far outwieghs any negligable benefit.

People who drink and drive do it because they don't care about the law or don't think they will get caught. Reducing the limit to zero won't stop these people, it will only criminalise those sensible drinkers whe drive to the pub and have the one. It will create another group of people who no longer bother going to the pub. Just what the industry needs right now.
Alcohol is linked to 17 per cent of road deaths in the UK. In France, where the drink-drive limit is 50mg, the proportion of fatalities involving alcohol is far higher.
So France has a lower alcohol limit but more road deaths caused by drunk drivers?
But these figures; actual statistical evidence, is not good enough for the righteous busybodies who want to control our lives. They come up with a solution, look for a problem and demand legislation.

Kevin Clinton, head of road safety at the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents, said lowering the drink-drive limit would save lives.
He said: ‘Lowering the limit would back up road safety messages about how and why driving under the influence of alcohol is dangerous and would help to encourage people not to drink any alcohol before driving.’
It wouldn't 'help encourage' people not to drink. It would frighten people into abstinance because of the consequences of the law. That's not helping, it's bullying.

Road deaths due to alcohol are decreasing. Drinking and driving is viewed as socially unnacceptable. The system is working.

The police should stick to policing rather than lobbying for policy. They're better at it (A bit).

Saturday free and easy night.

After last nights Anglo-Irish jig, Brickbat, a regular commenter came up with this:



A bit of Val Doonican will unblock yer ears.

I used to work in quite a large pub / restaurant about ten years ago. Just over the road was a little local boozer called the Rising Sun.

It was a proper gentleman's ale house. There weren't many of them about back then and I bet there's none now the smoking ban has killed all the local boozers.

It was busy as nuts and hard work in the early days at that pub so I didn't get out much. One Tuesday afternoon when I had the day off, I decided to pop over the road and check out the Rising Sun. I wanted to get away from the pub I worked in and I've got a thing for little local boozers.

It was very cramped with two tiny rooms, but packed out with old folk. And what a friendly pub. They all recognised me from working over the road, though I hadn't seen any of them in my gaff, and as soon as I had bought a pint I was one of the locals.

You're wondering why I'm whacking on about a local boozer when I started on Val Doonican, but this pub was where I got my first taste of the old crooner.I think I had heard of him then but I wasn't familiar with any of his stuff. All the old gents round the bar were actually singing Val Doonican records. This one in particular I remember.

Nope. I've buggered up. I've written all this about Val Doonican, then gone on Youtube to get the tune and discovered it's actually Lonnie Donnegan, not Val Doonican. Dammit! Schoolboy error. Check your facts before writing the post.

Oh well, it's still a good tune so I'll play it anyway.



So all them owd chaps were singing Lonnie Donnegan, not Val Doonican. And all those years I thought.... Oh well.

It was still a cracking little pub. I spent many an hour in there when I needed to get away from work.

I didn't work there long though, I left after about a year because the landlord was a bit of a muppet. He was too frightened of the customers and he allowed a good pub to be taken over by riff raff. He didn't last too long either.

It doesn't look anything like a pub now, it's a fancy restaurant thing. The Rising Sun is still going though. You have to go in the backyard for a fag but they've weathered the smoking ban well. They haven't even started serving food or allowing children in.

I hope it lasts. We need good boozers.

Friday night Moose music - An Anglo-Irish jig

Probably the two most famous purveyors of Irish music are The Pogues and The Dubliners. One of which grew out of O'Donoghue's bar in Dublin, while the other hails from Sunny Kings Cross, North London.

They have many a tune to their names, and have collaborated on more than one occasion. Here are a few of my favourites.



















I'm off on the works Christmas do this evening so I'll be back late and messy. Happy Friday!

Osborne on birds and business

In his Autumn Statement on Tuesday Mr Osborne said he was worried about the impact of some EU rules on UK firms and warned against pricing "British business out of the world economy".
"If we burden them with endless social and environmental goals - however worthy in their own right - then not only will we not achieve those goals, but the businesses will fail, jobs will be lost, and our country will be poorer," he said.

So is he finally going to get rid of green taxes and bird mincer supplements?

Nope

He is talking about bird habitats. Fair enough, EU rules regarding conservation may be stifling business, I don't know as it's not really something I've looked at, although EU rules do tend to do more harm than good.

George Osborne told MPs he wanted to make sure that "gold plating of EU rules on things like habitats" were not putting "ridiculous costs" on firms.
It's a fine sentiment but I'm sure you've got bigger fish to fry. If you really care about ridiculous costs burdening firms, why not have a word with this muppet from your own party who wants to regulate hairdressers?
I'm always in favour of de-regulation, but the current powers who like to talk an awful lot, have a terrible track record for actually doing anything. Usually they add more regulations rather than take them away.

Like I said, I don't know anything about EU environmental regulations but I'll bet the birdie charities will be up in arms.

Wildlife charities say news of a review of EU rules protecting habitats is "very alarming" and could water down vital protections for wildlife.
Charities said important protections should not be "brushed aside".
It took a lot of hard work and effort, an awful lot of time to get that legislation in the first place - but just to brush it aside now, after 20 years of success, is incredibly alarming”
RSPB conservation director Martin Harper told BBC Radio 4 the charity was "still reeling" from Tuesday's announcement and said the chancellor's rhetoric was "incredibly unhelpful".
Although Osborne does have some backing.
Mr Osborne was backed by Country Land and Business Association vice president Harry Cotterell, who told BBC Radio 4's Farming Today: "We have always had big, big problems with the Habitats Directive and the way it is being implemented in this country
"We think it is being over implemented, and we think that this is a very very welcome attempt to possibly melt some of the gold plate on the directive.
"Finally we might see a time when human beings are treated with about the same importance as bats, newts and dormice."
Quite. I often feel that these enviroloons put animal welfare far above human welfare. I'm all for looking after the environment, but there has to be a sensible balance.

And then they came for the caffeine

High street coffee shops could pose a risk to pregnant women because of big variations in the amount of caffeine in each cup, research suggests.

Research always 'suggests' that it is the retailer who may harm the consumer, never that the consumers personal choices may be harmful to themselves. It's those greedy corporations targeting the vulnerable who are unable to decide on purchases for themselves. Now it's 'Big Coffee' forcing pregnant women to enter their shops and drink their wares.

If caffeine is harmful to unborn babies, it's up to the pregnant woman not to drink it, just like they may choose to stay away from cigarettes or alcohol, yet I can see another call for government regulation coming up; another demand for regulations that will stifle business even further in the interests of 'public health'.


Analysis of espresso coffee from 20 shops found that one was six times stronger than others.
Researchers from Glasgow University tested caffeine levels in espressos bought from high street coffee shops.
"The analysis that we did showed the amount of caffeine ranged from 50mg per cup from Starbucks, up to over 300mg per cup from another coffee house, Patisserie Francoise," he said. "I was very surprised by this."
Different coffee houses make their drinks in different ways. They all come from those big machines with different styles from shop to shop, and they all use different types of coffee, whose caffeine content varies across brands. If you tested Sainsburys basics coffee against Nescafe Gold Blend you would see a big difference in caffeine content.

"The problem comes with people who should have a limited caffeine intake.
"You metabolise caffeine much more slowly when you're pregnant and people with liver disease do not have the enzymes to metabolise caffeine.
"Our data shows that you can have the recommended amount - and more - from just one shot of espresso."
I have a limited caffeine intake. I wouldn't dream of drinking a coffee in one of these trendy new Starbucks and associated places. Not just because I find that style of coffee vile, but because I'm aware that the caffeine content is far higher than your basic instant from a tin and I need to watch what I drink. I am quite capable of monitoring my own caffeine intake and staying away from coffee shops for my own health reasons, as I'm sure pregnant women and anyone else who needs to watch their intake are. What we don't need is the state stepping in to look after us.
The researchers point out that despite the increasing number of coffee shops on the high street there is no information about the caffeine contents of various types of coffee.
Oh. Someone thinks we do.

Demanding the coffee shops put caffeine counts on their products will increase costs that will be passed on to the consumer. It will also take away the customers need to think, dumbing them down even further and opening the gates for people to sue coffee shops after having ill effects from 'not noticing' the caffeine counts and drinking far too much of the stuff.
This is a perfect opening for a fake charity fighting against caffeine. Is anyone going to step up?

Or you could just leave businesses alone to sell their products without interference, and consumers alone to make their own choices. Huh?